5 Weird Things About Me
This is the long-delayed meme that Steph over at Sweet Water Journal tagged me with. Well, at least that's the INTENT of the meme. I'm supposed to come up with five "weird" things about me, but I'm having a hard time with it. (Fill in your own jokes here, smart-asses.) I've done memes similar to this before, so there are some things that I could list, but would feel redundant. I'm trying hard to think of really ODD things here, but again, I'm coming up blank. I'll try just diving in, and see what happens.
(Time passes, with much typing...)
Okay, fuck it. I got through three examples, only to discover that I wasn't doing a "5 Weird Things" meme, but instead a "5 Personality Flaws" meme, and really, that kind of self-flagellation has no place in the blogosphere. I'd rather turn this over to those who know me...and even frequent readers who DON'T really know me, but who get a sense of who I am by reading Cranial Flatulence. Tell me, y'all out there: what are five weird things you know about me? I'll look for your comments in...well, in the comments section. Duh.
(Time passes, with much typing...)
Okay, fuck it. I got through three examples, only to discover that I wasn't doing a "5 Weird Things" meme, but instead a "5 Personality Flaws" meme, and really, that kind of self-flagellation has no place in the blogosphere. I'd rather turn this over to those who know me...and even frequent readers who DON'T really know me, but who get a sense of who I am by reading Cranial Flatulence. Tell me, y'all out there: what are five weird things you know about me? I'll look for your comments in...well, in the comments section. Duh.
posted by Animal at 6:38 PM
3 Comments:
I don't know if this is 'weird' or just quirky, and I hate to let this out of the bag, but I've never seen someone get so wound up about riding rollercoasters.
Trust me folks, it's like spending a day with a hostage negotiator.
Ha! Good one. Lisa is absolutely right, folks: I hadn't even PLANNED on roller-coastering that day, but then it seemed like everyone else was having so much FUN. I think it's a "fear-of-death" thing for me, which, since I didn't die, ended up being a wonderfully fulfilling and spiritual experience.
"Hostage negotiator," indeed! Well played, my friend!
For me, riding a roller coaster is like drinking half a bottle of Jack Daniel's on am empty stomach after a day spent in 100 degree heat. I don't have time to fear death. I'm too busy trying not to hurl my brains out of my nose.
I don't mean to pick on you from our recent conversations over at SWJ, but in terms of weird things about you, perhaps that you're a rebel-y metalhead who is totally into people following rules. ;=)
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