Stolen Memes

Because I'm only 5 minutes away from going to teach, and because I can't resist a reason to write about myself, and because I'm weary to political blogging (for now): herewith a meme, stolen from Steph, stolen from Feral.

Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1.) play drums in a kick-ass band, in front of a crowd of really good friends
2.) win the Pulitzer in composition (hey, a guy can dream, right?)
3.) achieve inner piece by finally letting go

Three Names You Go By:
1.) Scott
2.) Dr. Harding
3.) Dad (*melts just a little*)

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
1.) my silvery hair
2.) my steely blues
3.) the amount of dark-gold earwax I'm able to extract on a shockingly regular basis

Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
1.) Scottish (actually, Orkney Isles)
2.) Germanic/Dutch
3.) musician

Three Things That Scare You:
1.) heights
2.) death of a loved one
3.) Roslyn's last two poopy diapers (seriously: yeecchhhh!)

Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
1.) ponytail tieback
2.) coffee
3.) Kiss

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1.) Peanuts tie
2.) a seriously old blue dress shirt with white poking through the collar points
3.) mojo

Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1.) Cheap Trick
2.) Twisted Sister
3.) I give up...I guess I only like Cheap Trick and Sister

Three Of Your Favorite Songs (at the moment anyway):
1.) Silver Bells (Andy Williams)
2.) Mah Na Mah Na (Piero Umiliani...currently Rozzle's favorite)
3.) 4'33" (John Cage)

Three Things You Want In A Relationship:
1.) honesty
2.) humor
3.) someone who can out-fart me (luckily, I already have all three!)

Two Truths And A Lie (in no particular order):
1.) I think the Bee Gees are frickin' awesome
2.) I love to cook really complicated, dish- and ingredient-heavy recipes
3.) I go commando at least 3 times a week

Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
1.) play cards with Eric
2.) smoke (re: #1 above)
3.) leave work early

Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
1.) paleontologist
2.) rock star
3.) dashing adventurer

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1.) Old Europe (Italy, France...anywhere that drips with ancientness and good wine)
2.) someplace hot during winter break (Florida Keys, back to Mexico, etc.)
3.) my special place

Three Pet Names You Like:
1.) Fokker
2.) Asshole
3.) Douchebag (we're pretty sarcastic 'round these parts)

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:
1.) have long hair
2.) LOVE to shop! (esp. for clothes and kitchen doo-dads)
3.) gravitate toward movies starring Hugh Grant, Drew Barrymore, and/or Meg Ryan

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:
1.) argue according to logic, not emotion
2.) honestly believe am better driver than you
3.) love to fuck hot chicks